Who's got the biggest dick on here

Ahm a B

 

Too big (uncomfortable or scary) for most women I suspect?

 

Are you suggesting porn movies have lied to us?

 

Ahm a C, happy with that

 

So, your racial stereotype is untrue then?

 

It's not really a believable stereotype, unless you're a *****.

 

If Gas' graph has any substance I would suggest they have. To hell with having a 10-12 incher if women don't find it pleasurable, i'm happy with what i've got and i've never had any complaints or more importantly...laughs.

 

I'll stick with Joan Burnie's "it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts" advice

 

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Never understood that one.

You thrust it in and out a minge,not much else you can do. Unless it's that small you can helicopter it while it's inside

 

That's what the Copper said when I was arrested for posession of a knife.

 

So, my question remains valid then?

 

Dev has an inoffensive 3"

 

The same Joan Burnie who couldny attract a cock without a roofie?

 

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I see you pulled out at the last minute?

 

You are either gay or female.

 

I did

 

Just in case it's the latter..... Hello Doll

 

Her husband ran of with a younger woman. No wonder she hated men!

She lives round the corner from me. She's even uglier in real life. She used to have three yapping mutts. Now she's only got two. One must have died. Result!