All right, I will. Customer service help lines. What a load of old ****!!! Customer service? That's a contradiction if ever there was one. 'Please listen to the following announcement as some of the numbers have changed'. No they haven't!!!! It's just another excuse to squeeze more money out of some unfortunate sod who was fool enough to dial your premium rate number (www.saynoto0870.co.uk). 'Your call is important to us'!!! Well answer the ****ing call then. 'All conversations are recorded for training and monitoring purposes'! **** that, they are recorded ENTIRELY for monitoring purposes, you don't have any training, or if you do, it's run by a flange of ignoramus baboons! ****S TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Will do, I need to spread some rep before repping you again. I can only rep 10 posters per day, I then need to spread rep between ten different posters before repping you again. Maybe you can put rep limits into Room 101 as your next rant!
Oh I would also like to thank sheffordqpr and everyone else who has got into the spirit of things by adding their life pains/rants into Room 101.
WTF! You can only give 10 lots of rep per day!!!!! Whose idea was that? Are we to be dealt with like kids all our lives? Nanny state, blow up parliament, moan, gibber etc!!!
Many thanks, me too my friend. I think our shefford could be the star of the show with top quality rants like that, oh and Flyer too!
Guido Falks is alive and well I see. Can I put fireworks in please.... It would stop all the little ****s trying to use them as a poor mans cruse missile.
Bus drivers who stop in the middle of the road to chat to each other about which customer they have insulted that day. **** OFF! Some of us have places to get to. Lorry drivers sleeping in lay-bys with their back doors open to show they have nothing on board (except the odd murdered prostitute)!No better than pikeys!! Salesmen (that includes me) eating their crap sandwiches in Supermarket car parks, not in the main bit, we are usually parked in some lonely grief hole of an area far away from the doors. Cheese and Tomato, Quavers and a w@nk mag. Sad ****s! Doormen on your local pub on New Years Eve!!! I pop in EVERY Friday and some steroid induced, knuckle dragging missing link has the balls to ask me if I have a ticket! What a ****. After 10 pints I'd ****ing 'ave him!!!
Can I put the following exchange into room 101, that I always see on twitter, and unfortunately occasionally on here(not606 in general): Person A says something stupid, like, "why isn't Aaron Ramsey in the England squad?" Person B replies, "Because he's Welsh, not English, you idiot" Person A says something about getting a bite, uses the words "nibble nibble", and acts like they've won the internet or something because they are "so clever" to have got a reaction from someone. It is THAT, which is in fact the lowest form of "wit"! Really drives me up the bloody wall!!!!!!!!!!!
Supermarket self check outs!!!! ****ing useless. You'd be better of joining the longest ****ing queue, it's quicker! Oh, and why does some **** ask if you need bags for your 100+ items? Of course I need a bag you daft ****, I'm not going to juggle the ****ing stuff to the car!!!! Fast food, my arse. 'That'll be 20 minutes for your microwaved cows labia in a bun. How much snot/cum/saliva would you like? Would you like to go large for an extra 30p. No!! If I had, I would have said 'large' you prick. Would you like a thick lip for **** all??
At this rate I'm going to run out of daily rep. Rather than replying to all posts I will like your post from now on to signal you have some Room 101 Rep! If I run out of rep I will make a list of rep winners and do so when I can. Peace!
please log in to view this image I don't really need to explain why I'm putting this crook into Room 101! Get in there Sepp Blatter! I do like his upside down smile but that's all.
please log in to view this image Next into Room 101 is the Arena da Amazônia pitch where England will be locking horns with Italty. The old Loftus Road pitch on a bad day looked better than this in my opinion! Please note that the lawnmower in this picture is not going into Room 101 with the pitch, I would love a mower like that.
Socio-political correct terminology. Just renewed my Season Ticket by phone. The option instructed - press 1 for accessible seats, press 2 or non-accessible seats ( it might have been the other way around) So I'm thinking - ah, I'll go for an accessible seat since I'd prefer not to have been moved up to the TV gantry Then I think, aha, it must refer to disabled spectators - they must have the accessible seats but then, I couldn't bring myself to press the number for an inaccessible seat Can't remember which I pressed in the end, but the woman in the box office said it didn't matter anyway. Hmm...
The EU are voting on whether to count being fat as a disability. Is it ****, its a choice. That will mean they will be given parking spaces right next to doors of work and shops which is the last thing the fat ****s need! Soon we will see the fat bastards rolling around on scooters not expecting to queue like they do in the US. Id get them on a salad only diet for months, they shouldnt be rewarded for being 30 stone! I agree with the PC language, it does my head in, in my lifetime, Im sure describing someone as black will be considered racist. I refused to use terms like differently abled or some other term, I use disabled and wont stop.
