People who use twitter hashtags when not on there. People who use like in like every sentence Hipsters People wearing hipster glasses Anyone under 40 with a beard Women who wear platform heels People who read magazine to tell them what music to like I could go on for ages!
please log in to view this image I'm putting Rio Ferdinand to QPR on 80k per week into Room 101. I'm sure most on here would agree to that! A great player in his day but at 35 and with his recent injury's a big no thanks from me! Go on Rio, get in that room and don't try to escape to QPR!
People who can't walk, they swerve all over the place like drunk drivers getting in everyone's way, that goes double for several mothers together with their buggies or old biddies in a supermarket. Slappers who have kids at 17 and then spend the next 10 years constantly yelling at it for interrupting their EastEnders and then they wonder why it grows up to be a horrible little chav. Women who constantly moan at being fat but then continue to shovel chips and chocolate down their gullet. Women who ask if this dress makes them look fat, no its the fat that makes you look fat! Blokes at football who's knowledge is inversely proportional to their loudness, all they can shout is kick him, get stuck in or run faster. I'll be back in an hour for another bunch!
Yoof culcha. Made up names like 'Dizzy Biscuit' 'Dappy' 'Tiny Temper' (Tiny ****ing brain, more like). There are thousands of the ****s. One day, mark my words some daft bimbo **** is going to call one of her several offspring 'Chlamydia' 'cos its exotic innit'! ****s who wear sunglasses INDOORS (no, it's not cool, you look like a ****). Backwards baseball cap wearing ****s. You look like a **** man!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
I've seen more than one ghetto baby called latrine in the US. They seem to put la or le in front of every female name. But that name is a new low. As for backwards caps, you mean like this, if only there was some way to keep the sun out of his eyes. please log in to view this image
Shuttup UTRs, I ain't finished yet! Speeding teenagers, with their shyte music blaring out of their crap Halford stereos fitted to their crap motors thereby doubling the value of the pile of **** that is held together with stickers of that yoof **** Fido Dido. 16 year old disinterested shop workers. 'Do you have such and such in stock' Answer 'Dunno'. If you don't know, **** off and find someone who does know!!!! People who say 'You know what I'm sayin'. We would all know what your saying if you spoke English you chavvy little ****. I could go on forever!!!
A friend of my mum was going to call her baby Silesha but when my mum pointed out it was an industrial area of Poland (all be it spelt differently) she had a change of mind. She wasn't the most educated of people, bless her, but it always made me giggle.
No offence QPRNY but I ****ing hate brits that use Americanisms. It just devalues the English language like text speak.
Same here and the worse ones are the ones that don't even apply, the five o, taking the fifth etc They probably don't even know what its in reference to.
An ugly car for sure (Noddy's other car), but I drove Micras for 15 years and got done speeding four times in that time (no, not always in a 30 mph zone). If there are no police reading this, I'll have you know that I have done a ton in a 1 litre model (and if there are, it's a fair cop). Don't blame a great little car, blame the winkers who drive them (me excluded, of course. )
Hey no problem, please put as many things as you like into the Room 101! The more the merrier, keep them coming.
If anyone remembers the Ross Kemp on gangs that looked a London, in it he spoke to a group of guys from south London somewhere. He asked them where they thought the guns the gangs were using came from and they replied " The Government." I am a fan of Hip Hop and there was a big phase of U.S rappers taking the view (in some states it could be argued they might have a point) that the government was letting the guns into the gangs so they would kill each other, thus meaning the police wouldn't have to deal with them. But these guys from London were obviously just too thick to realise the cos the gun laws of this country are so different, their viewpoint just made them look like right idiots. I was pissing my pants as I watched it. There's something that could do with being binned though...... the U.S gun laws.
