Fat

Nah, I reckon that was exactly the plan. They probably thought "no-one in our family has ever been good at anything, but here's a chance for our offspring to stand out from the crowd. Let's get a funnel and keep stuffing him with sugar and lard. He won't be the cleverest kid in school but by God he'll be the fattest!"

 

Truffle Shuffle

 

ffs. Are your friends all regulars on here per chance?

 

Has it been established how 'celtic-mad' this family is yet?

 

No, but they would certainly fit in though!

 

It's Ronny Delia's nephew apparently.

 

Delia has always been a good cook, so I'm not surprised. (see what I did there?)

 

Monaco's son when he's all grown up

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I had a Sinclair Spectrum and I was a lazy bastard too.

 

If my son was like that, he wouldn't see his first birthday!

 

Even with glasses?

 

I'm just glad that nobody in his local area will ever find out it's him and proceed to take the piss for the rest of his (short) life.