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OT: Change a word. Ruin a film.

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jesus Christ., Jun 5, 2014.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    inspirational....

    eat, ****, die... (eat sleep, die)

    ride acunt ... (ride along)
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 6, 2014
  2. crocarno

    crocarno Member

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    Horror films:

    Night of the living xxxx
    The evil xxxx
    Silence of the xxxx
    Rosemary's xxxx
    Invasion of the xxxx snatchers
    An American xxxx in London
     
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    crocarno, Jun 6, 2014
  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    another variant.

    blue waffle (blue thunder)
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 6, 2014
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Proverbs/Sayings:

    A **** in the hand is worth two in the bush.
    When you're up to your neck in hot water, think of the **** and whistle.
    It is better to have had **** and lost than to never have **** at all.
    The early **** catches the worm.
    There are plenty more ****s in the sea.


    Quotes:

    Ask not what your **** can do for you. Ask instead what you can do for your ****. - JFK.
    Rumours of my **** are greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain.
    I have a ****. - Martin Luther King
    We shall fight them on the ****s. - Winston Churchill.
    Keep your tractors off our ****s. - John Major
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 6, 2014
  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Song Lyrics

    And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love ****
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jun 6, 2014
  6. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Books:

    Eats **** and Leaves
     
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    Lucas Talking, Jun 6, 2014
  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    More Proverbs/Sayings:

    There are no ****s in a foxhole.
    A rolling **** gathers no moss.
    A woman's place is in the ****.
    Absence makes the **** grow fonder.
    Don't look a gift horse in the ****.
    Every dog has it's ****.
    You can't teach an old **** new tricks.
    There's more than one way to skin a ****.
    There's no such thing as a free ****.
    A **** a day keeps the doctor away.
    Beauty is only **** deep.
    Hell hath no **** like a woman scorned.
    Eat **** and be merry.
    The **** always falls butterside down.
    Give a man a **** and you'll feed him for a day.
    Behind every great man there's a great ****.
    The proof of the **** is in the eating.
    ****s should be seen and not heard!
    Jack of all ****s, master of none.
    Nothing is certain but death and ****s.
    If you can't stand the heat get out of the ****.
    Love thy **** as thyself.
    Spare the rod and spoil the ****.
    Sticks and stones may break my ****.
    You can lead a horse to ****s, but you can't make it drink.
    Two ****s are better than one.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 6, 2014
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing heresy <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 6, 2014
  9. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Suprised you didn't do: <doh> FFS as well; given that alone is one word, not two.
     
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    Lucas Talking, Jun 6, 2014
  10. crocarno

    crocarno Member

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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. It's the other way round - FFS <doh>

    2. I was too shocked that our song had been blasphemed against <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 6, 2014
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    At least I didn't alter I fell in to a burning ring of fire to "I fell in to a burning **** of fire."
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 6, 2014
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Small comfort <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 6, 2014
  14. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    I like the song titles idea.

    I cant get you out of my **** by Kylie.

    I wish.
     
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    Jesus Christ., Jun 6, 2014
  15. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Total eclipse of the ****

    A deeper kind of ****

    **** inferno

    Why does my **** feel so bad.
     
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    Jesus Christ., Jun 6, 2014
  16. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Wow, 10 pages? <laugh>!!
     
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    Magic Ted, Jun 6, 2014
  17. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    It's going well, some quality ones on here too. We are funny mother ****ers.
     
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    Jesus Christ., Jun 6, 2014
  18. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Fixed it for you :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Lucas Talking, Jun 6, 2014
  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Aerosmith - I don't wanna miss a ****
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jun 6, 2014
  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Film - American ****
     
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