Apparently a host of clubs are looking to sign former Sunderland striker Chris Brown who is a free transfer having seen out his contract at Preston. F***ing hell, id rather have the singer, least he could have a dance off with Gyan when baby jet knocks one in. The thought of having Brown upfront really reminds me how far we've come in the last few years.
****ing hell Chris Brown eh? Le Plank. Last I saw of him was on celluloid with Shagger Lawrence, Ben-dover Alnwick, along with a couple of ****ing youth team players, gang-banging that lovely virgin convent girl up the ****ter. Where the frig did they all end up? They dont make movies like they used to do they?
I think the club thought it best to sell them on... Although as for the movie - You're right, they don't make them like that any more!!