Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I'd happily kill those ****ers. I'd kill Minogue with The Hammarhead TM

 

Mmmmmm talk dirty to me big boy.

 

Aren't you the ray of sunshine.



. . . I'll murder Kylie with dick, too. We all would.

 

Someone else was saying that no the mod thread.

I think it was 'Gerrards Slippy Boots' - he's a proper prick

 

Yeh he's a proper ****er

 

I think he prefer the term 'twat'

 

I think he's a proper bellend. Hes the biggest ****ing ****er on the site and deserves to be pierced by a thousands small pieces of burning hot coal travelling a a hundred miles an hour, especially in the eye! The ****ing twat

 

This.

 

phw i read back cos i thought is was about me.... turns out its about the kitten mangler

 

#kittyfiddler

 

Is it? I thought it was about you too

 

i've never mangled a kitten but i have thrown a cat out the back door as far and as high as i could... it landed 30 yards away on its feet having twisted itself inside out to do o and ran off....

f'r thought my seat was its and tried to scrape me for moving it.

 

I thought MITO and Gerrards Slippy Boots were the same person ?

 

A small bird flew into my window earlier. thought nothing of it but just look outside and now it's laying on the roof just outside the window and hasn't moved in about an hour. I think it's dead, the poor lil bugger

 

Get to ****

 

ip checker......

 

Maybe it's just tired after a long squawk! and is resting. Bit like the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage.

 

You reckon it might just be sleeping?

 

It has bluey/grey outer feathers and like a cream breast. Is only a small bird, like size of a hand. Obviously flew head first and knocked him out

We often have pigeons fly into windows at work but they normally ok but this one flew in even with my blinds pulled shut so it didn't even look like a clear window

 

Shut the **** up