O/T Excessively Loud and/or Dramatic Sneezing

It was indeed.

Only had a bath, otherwise I'd have showered the remnants away.

For the record I've only got two showers, work on the third shower has been delayed.

Funds have been channeled elsewhere.

 

If you're getting a bidet, we're done.

Dirty bastard.

 

I wouldn't mind a bidet.

Not that I'm getting one.

 

We've got a bidet.

It's full of empty shampoo bottles and cardboard tubes from the middle of bog rolls.


It's a bin essentially.



Although I have considered keeping goldfish in it.

 

Wallowing in one's own excreta?

Each to his own I suppose.

 

Looks like I'm off the ignore list.

I didn't wallow.

I re bathed.

f**ks sake I'm not an animal.

 

Adult nappies?

 

Party, I can only assume you haven't attempted the super sneeze.

Like yourself I would attempt a nice subtle quiet - if not silent - sneeze, in attempt to avoid notice.

One day I tried the super sneeze. It's fab, hands down the very best way to clear all the more spunk. Try it.