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**** me just walked past jeremy kyle today

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  1. jonathan acworth 1971

    jonathan acworth 1971 Member

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    must be interviwing wigan fans!!! god he looks brown lucky sod i heard hes interviewing Barryore now that should be fun to watch:grin:
     
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    jonathan acworth 1971, Jun 5, 2014
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    can't stand that prick.
     
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    I like Jeremy Kyle. Come to think of it when I say I like him I mean I tolerate him. Actually, when i say I tolerate him, what i really mean is that when he coms on the telly I strip naked, cover myself in hydrochloric acid then go running up and down th M1 dodging in and out of cars whilst eating cyanide coated razor blades.
     
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  4. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    In terms of reaction to Jeremy Kyle that falls somewhere along the median line.Anyway Ackworth,what's this kow-towing to no mark Z listers like Kyle? Dontchaknow you are up there now Mr President?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Walked past him outside Granada Studios once and was surprised at how small he is. For some reason, I imagined him to be a tall man. Probably because most of the people on his show are undergrown council estate mutants raised on a diet of Aldi beans, cigs and heroin.
     
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  6. jonathan acworth 1971

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    same here but he was very brown i did here a rumour hes got 6 shows filming mysteries starting with barrymore so probably doing that hes so up himself though big time
     
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    jonathan acworth 1971, Jun 6, 2014
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    You`d definitely get a spot on his show then
     
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    rogueleader, Jun 6, 2014
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure it wasn't a black guy who looked a bit like Jeremy Kyle?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 6, 2014
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    What would the caption for acworth say if he appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show?
     
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    Talks to dead people.
     
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    Fraternises with terrorists?
    Wears loud shirts?
     
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    Makes speeches at Nuremburg? Addresses the Danzig question?
     
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    You shoulda slapped the mouthy **** Jonno
     
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    Alf Hooker, Jun 7, 2014
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    and you didn't punch the ****? shame on you jonny boy shame on you!
     
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    I would of gone nuts at him!!
    How do I make a post on this forum?
    First comment!
     
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    MarsWilson, Jun 7, 2014
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    Welcome, if you need any help just contact monacoger, he's top dog around here and has a real handle on technology <ok>
     
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  17. Cruyff's Turn

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    Welcome to t'asylum.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...via t'internet.
     
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    he was walking so fast i didnt have time get phone out
     
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    jonathan acworth 1971, Jun 7, 2014
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    t'phone
     
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