OT: Change a word. Ruin a film.

****
****s
**** 3
****: Resurrection
**** Vs Predator

 

teen ****.

Angels and ****s.

 

I Saw the ****
**** Play
Somebody Has to Shoot the ****
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim ****
And When Did You Last See Your ****?
A Perfect Little ****
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely ****
I Could Never Have Sex with Any Man Who Has So Little Regard for My ****
The **** ...and How to Get It
A Joke of Destiny, Lying in Wait Around the Corner Like a ****

 

honey i shrunk the ****.

then honey i blew up the ****.

 

The Kurosawa Edition:

One Wonderful ****

No Regrets for our ****

The Hidden **** / The **** Fortress

Red ****

Drunken ****

Throne of ****

The Bad **** Well (don't see it much as a verb/adjective)

**** Samarai

 

Stop or my **** will shoot

 

Where ****s dare.

The ****busters

 

****ing Private Ryan

 

This thread is great via the phone. Just loads of stars lol

 

Who's That ****?


The Assassination of Jesse James by the **** Robert Ford

 

The Hugh Grant Edition:

Bridget Jones' ****

**** and Sensibility

**** Atlas

Did You Hear About the ****s?

Nine ****s

The Englishman Who Went Up a **** But Came Down a Mountain / The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a **** (Winner )

About a ****

An Awfully Big ****

Extreme ****s

**** and Lyrics / Music and ****s

Mickey **** Eyes / Mickey Blue ****

The Remains of the **** / The **** of the Day

Rowing with the ****

Small Time ****s

The Man from C.U.N.T

Two ****s Notice

**** Actually

Four ****s and a Funeral / Four Weddings and a ****

 

the ninth ****

**** away

city of ****

 

Crocodile duncunt

 

Wow! What a lot of "*"s on my screen!

OK... more asterisk needed I guess!


Classics
Gone with the ****
Putablanca
Citizen ****
Silence of the ****s
****less in Seattle.
Dr. Strangelove; or how I learned to stop worrying and love the ****.

Indiana Jones
...Raiders of the lost ****
...And the temple of ****
...And the last ****
...Kingdom of the crystal ****


Someone mentioned Harry Potter... but lets go into more detail.
... and the philosopher's ****.
... and the chamber of ****s.
... and the **** of Azkerbhan.
... and the order of the ****.
... and the **** of fire.
... and the half-blood ****
... and the deathly ****.


Some of the classic worst films ever:
**** 9 From Outer Space
Howard the ****
The **** guru.



Not films- but Shakespeare:
The taming of the ****
The **** of Venice
Henry the ****th
A midsummer night's ****
Mac**** - sounds like an item available at McDonalds in Amsterdam.

Musicals:
The phantom of the ****
My fair ****
The sound of ****
Sweeney Todd, the demon **** of fleet street
The **** and I
The **** of Mormon
Avenue ****
Little **** of horrors.
The rocky **** picture show.
Chitty Chitty bang ****
Funny ****
Damn ****
Andrew Lloyd Webber's ****s
**** Pop-ins.

And my personal favourite adjusted title:
Bedknobs and broom****s

 

Those magnificent ****s in their flying machines.

****finger

Dr ****

one flew over the cuckoo's ****

 

Disney/Pixar version;

Jungle ****
Robin ****
Monsters ****
**** University
The Sword in the ****
Toy **** or **** Story
A ****s Life
Finding ****
****-E
Snow White and the seven ****s
The Little ****
Beauty and the ****
The Lion ****

 

RogerisontheCunt

 

Trying to think of a witty response but all I could come up with was "Whose?", "Not at the moment" and "I Wish"

 

Red Hadron **** / Red **** Collider would've done.

 

Red **** Collider?