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OT: Do Sheep ask for it?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk not bear jizz, May 30, 2014.

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Who is to blame- Humans or Sheep

  1. Humans. You never see sheep trying to help humans over the wall

  2. Sheep. There is something hypnotic about their eyes

  3. Both species are partially to blame.

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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    There is a lot of sheep in a million ways to die in the West. I mean, a lot. And some innuendos and a sheep's dick also. Would recommend it Luv. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Jun 1, 2014
  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    But is it any good? I mean is it funny or just lamb porn?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 1, 2014
  3. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Rape!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jun 1, 2014
  4. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Lampoon.
     
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    saintanton, Jun 1, 2014
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only the very pretty ones are to blame. They really are slags <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 2, 2014
  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Problem is... there are no sheep anywhere near me. Been years since I've seen a sheep. Cows and Horses (and the occasional goat), yes- but most farms around here are for maize, cotton, or tobacco production. I even know where a few ostrich farms are.

    I don't think that taking advantage of a goat, horse, or cow would be scientifically accurate.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 2, 2014
  7. TheOXOCube:5pur2

    TheOXOCube:5pur2 Pride of North London

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    Ask Cym. He's an expert on sheep <whistle>
     
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    TheOXOCube:5pur2, Jun 4, 2014
  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I have it on good authority that a sheared sheep is a goat.... well close enough if you are not welsh so on you go.

    but be careful.... livtor has forgotten to warn you.. there may be a few males in the herd so if you choose badly....
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 4, 2014
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I suspect the rams will push back... but not in a good way.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 4, 2014
  10. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    BBFs Unpopular View, Jun 4, 2014

  11. Livtor

    Livtor Active Member

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    Do you stroke yourself when counting sheep at night?
     
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    Livtor, Jun 4, 2014
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You don't?
     
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  13. Livtor

    Livtor Active Member

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    chicks work better for me <ok>
     
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    Livtor, Jun 4, 2014
  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  15. Livtor

    Livtor Active Member

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    I think I might call it an early night just about right now.

    I like the way the who*e on the right is looking at me. That will be a long six count.
     
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    Livtor, Jun 4, 2014
  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Actually we need to inject some science here

    Field of view and all that. A chicken should be quite wide a cats eyes are at the front for hunting

    So that sheep looking at you might actually not even be looking at you thus it's all in your mind
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 4, 2014
  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Your signature is missing a [ at the start of the [ / B ]
     
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