Our first signing...

Is there any other foodstuff included in the MPS diet or is it purely them 3 times a day?

Admittedly I am intrigued.

 

Easy mistake for OLM to make. It could have been worse but not by much.

Twas not me who mentioned One Direction though was it ?

 

Who do you think I am, Gordon Ramsey?

Bit of brown sauce(HP) and you're good to go.

 

MPS with gravy and fried onion was the dogs!!

 

Think of it more as a supplement than an out and out replacement.



I was introduced to the MPS whilst on exercise in the army.

Sometimes you have the luxury of having sloppo's out in the field with you and they always had an abundance of instant mash( cos no **** would eat it) and sun blest white bread.

One of the lads in my troop was an airborne commando who had served in a recce troop attached to the Royal Marines. He swore by 'em. Every meal time he'd finish off with at least one MPS.

Good enough for him, good enough for me.

 

I thought we didn't have an academy, just a school/centre of excellence?

 

I had you down as a brown sauce officianado, Carmine.

Houses of Parliament is the Danny La Rue equivalent to your Daddies' Geoff Capes.

I feel letdown.

 

And they still cant trap a ****ing ball then??

 

But it's not a top level one is it?

 

WTF are you trying to say?

HP is miles more manly.

Easy way to settle this;

Agron mate, which one do you prefer?

I bet he says Daddies.

 

Heard today from a mate of a mate of a mate that one of our junior internationals has left for a Prem club for an 'undisclosed fee'.

Cited reason: the kid know he's going nowhere playing against Scunny/GY/Donny youths and knows he has to play against the best in his age group if he's to make it.

Sad news indeed.

Not entirely the Allams' fault as phoenix-like rise in the last 10 years has not included devt. It's on the watch of every owner in that period.

Shame he's going to another club with a recent history remarkably similar to ours.

 

Epic fail, as I believe the yoot of today would say.

 

Or Daddiej, as Steve McClaren would say.

 

Anyone remember A1 steak sauce. Used to like that not seen it for years

 

Without geting off my arse to actually read the label, what the **** is actually in brown sauce? Seriously - other than (I'm guessing) water, sugar, salt and vinegar I couldnt name another ingredient.

And why has Holland got a monopoly on making it? And if they've got Daddies - as well as HP for the ladies - by the barrel load why do they piss about with mayo on their chips?

****ing Dutch.