As the joke goes if you try to **** a cat it will wrigle and twist and scratch your balls off.... you gets a shoe box cut some holes and stick the cat in.. with its legs and head sticking out... its a weird joke involving a preist and a confession box too... finally..... schrodingers cat was alive or dead, you couldn't tell but with this obx you are fairly sure it goes in alive and comes out... well dead as a cats can be...
joke is out now i guess, spolied the punch line but it went man comes into confession box and says father father i've done a terrible thing... priest says calm down my son what have you don? Man says last night my cat was just staring at me while i ****ed... (working in lasts nights conversation here) i knew it wanted me so i ****ed it. The priest is shocked yet can't stop thinking about it so sends the man on his way with a few prayers. That night the priest is sitting there looking at the house cat and he just has to try it so pants down he gets the cat nice and gentle, stroking it then goes for it and the cat twists round and rips the balls off him before running off. The next day the same man is back in the confessional with the same problem... the priest looking far worse for wear shakily asks how did the guy manage it at all. The guy says get a shoe box and cut some holes and stick the cat in.. with its legs and head sticking out, then he banged away. After a long pause the priest replied for your penance you can go **** the cat without the box my son
