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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    <whistle>.
     
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  2. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Cheers for that mate <hug>
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Just get the thought of her bucking away on some fresh meat in your head mate, and it'll cure your pining for her.

    #therapytobesstyle

    <ok>
     
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  4. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Same as Ironman. Daredevil has no power either. He actually has negative power, being blind and all that.

    Magic, chin up son. Before too long you will be knee deep in poontang and the lass will get all jealous and cry to her friends, who will then try to shag you as well.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nasty ****er <yikes>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Just life mate.

    She was probably riding it (or lined it up) before she dumped him <ok>
     
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  7. KingEric07.

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    She's not too bad actually <ok>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He dumped her <doh>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Then why's he moaning then the soppy ****e?
     
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  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    I think you answered your own question <laugh>
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I propose that we have a forum whip round to buy Magic a Fleshlight. <ok>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jun 3, 2014
  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    Zingy's status should read "#iwould"
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I hate rapists... hope they all get bum raped in jail!
     
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  14. KingEric07.

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    I'm into surprise sex. Miles better than rape <ok>
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Freud would have a field day with you.....

    You've spent to long in the land of the cousin dating, trailer dwelling, beasters mate, get back before it's too late.
     
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  16. KingEric07.

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    Is he still working at Spurs, Tobes ?
     
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  17. Magic Ted

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    Loving the sympathy <whistle> Eric, fancy a threesome?
     
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    Magic Ted, Jun 3, 2014
  18. Magic Ted

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    Don't leave me hanging.
     
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  19. Enricky.

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    He'll be up for it if you push back. <ok> <whistle>
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    I'm not at Goodison Park!
     
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