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If You Discovered You Were Dying Today

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Jun 3, 2014.

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    What would you do?

    You've been told by your doctor you are terminally ill, treatment may prolong things for a few months, but it won't cure you.

    Well?
     
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    Tina., Jun 3, 2014
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Is this the first post in a series of them whereby you reveal you are dying?








    (Hope so) <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 3, 2014
  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Get naked
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Rape the **** out of gas' wife. Then rape gas.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 3, 2014
  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It's only rape if we say no and that 'aint gonna happen. :)
     
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    gas, Jun 3, 2014
  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Rape gas...isn't that just chlorine?
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 3, 2014

  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>'
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    chloroform shirley?

    Unless you like raping dead iraqi kids!
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    How did yie know?
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 3, 2014
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You don't need to go through this elaborate charade to justify sending me BIE.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 3, 2014
  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I purchase access to your website "clownrape" that has a subsection "****thewardead"
     
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    Null, Jun 3, 2014
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    R.I.P Lee Rigby
    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 3, 2014
  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    as soon as we are born we are dying.

    ER has spoken.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 3, 2014
  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'd spend all day reading **** on the internet.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Obviously I'd rape every burd I took a fancy to.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 3, 2014
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Commission a scaled up statue of the boaby to be displayed outside the National Piping Centre so that it's the first thing you see when you leave the Coocaddens underpass <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 3, 2014
  17. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what i'd do. I'll have to have a think about it.
     
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  18. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Who deleted my photo? <grr>

    I'd defo **** off a pig though.
     
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    Erik, Jun 3, 2014
  19. VenomPD

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    Hardly a new experience though, you do it every night then fall asleep right afterwards. <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 3, 2014
  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    First rule of Not606 club - don't slag off the OP

    Mick, methinks it's banhammer time
     
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    Erik, Jun 3, 2014
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