BBC - Liverpool make bid for Lallana

We can draw a face on it in peas and carrots if you like?

 

As a general rule, there isn't a meal that can't be improved by fried bacon (except syrup pudding).

 

have you tired Fakon?

 

Are you being obscene? Mods!

 

Always looks scruffy as well.

 

I think syrup pudding with crumbled, crispy bacon on top would be splendid, like a salted caramel sauce with yummy bits in.

 

I think we ought to add a couple of million onto the price just because of that beard.....

 

Our proud and noble nation was founded on steamed puddings....yogurt brought about our downfall. How could you shower the French in arrows at Agincourt after a raspberry yogurt for lunch?

 

Lol?

 

What's the deal with frozen yogurt? Like ice cream that's gone off. If you want a mouldy milk product, what's wrong with cheese?

 

I try and avoid replica food. If you don't want to eat meat, why dress it up to look like meat. I put this in the same category as decaf coffee and alcohol free beer......totally pointless and in the case of decaf coffee, completely nasty.

 

Alcohol free beer has improved. Completely understand why most wouldn't like it, but when I had to give up alcohol (because of medication) it made a nice drink in the summer as I dislike fruity soft drinks.

I don't like a lot of meat, but if I wanted it I would rather have a small amount of real bacon, steak etc than pretend stuff.

 

Lallana got himself in the papers again!

 

Perhaps he's like some kind of reverse-Samson. If he shaves off the beard, he stops being such a bellend?

 

Alcohol free beer is like incest. It may seem the same but its just not right!

 

That's the clean version of the joke , like the actual joke but with most of the filth removed......bit like decaf

 

You may want to review that sentence...sounds like you have tried both

 

Jaime Lannister? That you?

 

Thought the kingslayer is already on here.

I wasn't advocating it by the way.... incest or alcohol free beer!*

*I understand that alcohol free beer can be a good substitute for the real thing based on health reasons and drink driving laws.

 

To Quote Lawrie Mac;

Barbican. It's great man!

But it bloody wasn't and I have it on good authority that he couldn't stand it either!