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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Clever...

    Zingy surely needs a status by the way....
     
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  2. Feel free to make a suggestion
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Got glassed by someone, I'm pretty certain it was a random/mistaken identity thing. Had some guy witness it who talked to the police. He was dressed as batman, was quite funny. A good outfit too, rubber mask and black eye makeup and all.
     
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  4. The attacker or witness?

    Me and a mate once got chucked out a party (we gatecrashed) by Batman and Robin <laugh>
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Those policeman are getting weirder and weirder...

    Or it's a kinky woman officer? <whistle>
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Tindr's number 1 customer <ok>
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The witness. After he finished talking, he whipped out a zippo lighter and proceeded to light everyone's cigarettes. Just stood there with a cape holding a lighter out in front of him. The guy was a genuine hero. <laugh>
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Fingers some dogs. It makes me feel better <ok>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Batman stood around whilst you got glassed over the head? He didn't even apprehend the villain, he just stood there watching.


    Just goes to show- the movies never get it right! Batman is a fat lazy batard like the rest of us.
     
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  10. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Hey!
    Speak for yourself. (And Gerrez)
     
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  11. I was in your neck of the woods the other day. Was going to wave but knew you were away so nicked your gnome instead <ok>
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Batman is a **** superhero anyway... he has no power, he's just rich.
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I have always preferred Marvel over DC but to say he's just rich is wrong. He's a very good fighter and knows how to use his gadgets

    Just re watching Dark Knight again, how good is Heath as the Joker? Brilliant, proper well acted there. The Batman comics are very dark and violent, its only the **** films in the past they did that ruined it
     
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  14. Zingy

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    He was trained by the mountain people and lived without money for a considerable amount of time. #heroic
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    So what you're saying is .. He's only good because he's a good fighter. Means he's as good as any old boxer as a super hero. Super heroes need a super power...
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Batman is just cool. OK
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  18. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    UPDATE:

    Missing her like mad. Been almost 4 weeks now still can't get her out of my head, you shouldn't feel like this when you end it with someone <doh>. On the + side, meeting one of my friends from college next Friday, going to Torquay for the day. Though, I'm pretty sure I'm in the friend zone with her.

    Going out on Saturday night, hoping to try luck with some unfortunate girls then.

    Magic xxx
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Reread the whole thread <ok>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    She'll be riding a new sausage by now <ok>
     
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