The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Got some nice knob gobbling tonight, the lass couldn't get enough, bowed out from hers not too long ago and fooked off back to my place.

 

bastards

 

...

 

Greek girl last night, met her through a friend. Creased her up at my attempts to speak Greek, she couldn't stop laughing. Taking her out tonight. You might know the place Judean... Livellos. One of Steven Taylor's bars. Nice little outside area with garden sofas.

 

Classy. Would wish you luck but very much doubt you need it

 

Greek.... Give fake address or brother will be round after you "smash her" as you would say

 

Bit late for that MITO. My house isn't exactly hard to find once you've been there either. Looks directly onto the river with the Tyne Bridge.

Thank god her brother (if she has any) are back in Greece somewhere.

 

Intended...???

 

That's worse!!! Back in Greece means they are really old school, I predict taken 2 as a script so just hide a razor blade in your ass just in case

 

I don't get it.

 

Her brother will destroy you like a greek god

 

That's what I said I'd do to her.

 

Thought you went like the Hoff?

 

I think he means he out a bill head mask on and does her like a Minotaur

 

Having no luck whatsoever.. One whole month without a shag.

 

My heart ****ing bleeds

 

You've had 3 ****ing kids and a life full of sex! I've just turned 21, I'm wasting away

 

Maybe not the best way to put that

Magic, see that thing on the end of your right arm.... use it

 

But I have no one to cuddle me afterwards!

 

Not had any for about a year after each of the three kids were conceived either, it's about a year on the last one and I'm still waiting