Muir!!!!

Here we ****ing go, I couldn't sleep last night because I was so ****ing excited about Muir's ex's pics going up today!!!

I've even came into work early and knocked back the missus for sex this morning so I had a full load for when Muir gets these pics up.

I seriously canae wait! <PRECUM>

 

I forgot all about them

 

tell that to Edge's sack

 

You will pay for this Muir - YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Forgot because I'd been celebrating an awesome victory yesterday. I asked her to meet up with me at Asda and I'd buy her a test.

We got to Asda and i said i had no money with me () so she had to buy the ****ing thing. Went to the toilets where she done her business then we had to wait a whole 3 minutes on the result... 'NOT PREGNANT' ...

To which i just burst out 'YAASS'

The look on her face was one of disgust.

 

Muir - that's a ****ing cop-out

I've even came to work with freshly shaved balls and wore my special ****ing cloak!

 

I'll get it done tonight.

Don't shave again for this one, don't want you getting a rash now wee man

 

**** sake muir

 

You do realise that Muir is busy trawling the interweb for pictures of a suitable " girlfriend"

 

most of us have already seen her so we will know.

 

Fair do's .

 

Aye all these perverted ****s will know Wombat

 

What aboot that one I sent you all dougie that was a friend of a friend?

She was wearing a purple 'dress' that was basically see through <oftsmiley>

 

ooft i forgot about that one, u still got it?

 

Aye, just about shot my load when I discovered it there.

 

get it uploaded

 

aye let see it