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Obscure Celebrity Birds

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  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    mine is tom hanks
     
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    And Ian Beale/Adam Woodyatt. Obviously.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Now you're getting it <patronisingpatontheshoulder>
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Perfect example. I reckon she'd be a top shag.
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    Grace Jones.

    i've said this before, i dont really find her attractive but i reckon she'd ****ing wreck you <ok>
     
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    Amanda Redman

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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    shut it! didnt think ennis was an obvious choice!
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    ian beale is grotesque. soz.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    You've literally just sent a shiver down my spine. And not a nice one either.

    Like it.
     
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  11. Jason Hudson

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    Have to admit though, my favourite soap babe is actually one I'd marry and have (more) kids with- Jo Joyner.

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    It's not lust. It's love. <3
     
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    I wouldn't mind a go on the rotting corpse of princess Diana..
     
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    Doctor Pixie McKenna off of Embarrassing Bodies, "if you'd like to hop up onto the couch and drop your trousers then lie on your side, you might feel a bit of pressure at first.............OOOOOFFFF!!!!!!!"
     
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    Can't argue with that, the way she puts them gloves on gives me the horn.
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    there's a 50-50 chance that you wouldnt leave the room alive, if you did you'd have PTSD for the rest of your days and you'd probably throw up and start shivering every time you heard the james bond themetune but you'd have some story to tell.

    not that you would ever be able to speak of it.
     
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  16. Jason Hudson

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    aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh be gentle! I beg you!
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    beg all you like, she wouldnt listen
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    If you remember her love scene with Bond, she is firmly on top. And Bond usually dominates. Plus there's that time she twatted that chat show host.
     
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  19. Jason Hudson

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    I imagine it would be like a Bond scene with Blofeld (not particularly accurate I know) swivelling on his chair stroking his pussy going "Yes! That's it Mr. Muffin! Fight and struggle!" Actually, it would probably be more like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers!
     
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