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swansea poem

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by jonasbrothers, May 31, 2014.

  1. jonasbrothers

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    wilfried bony strong as an ox
    swansea beautiful as a swan
    my name is peter pan
    i love to eat müsli
     
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  2. jonasbrothers

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    admin remove please
     
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  3. trundles left foot

    trundles left foot Well-Known Member

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    Have to ask were you smoking something when you posted this.
     
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  4. jonasbrothers

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    Ehh NO.. just a load of nonsense needing removed asap!!
     
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  5. jonasbrothers

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    Tall and fearless it stands, like a dark oak tree from the forgotten lands
    Arisen from sleep, we ask for just want one single glance.
    In awe I look upon the erected glory
    Wilfried bony, I squeal before it covers me in hunky dory
     
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    East is East and West is West and middle is in between , but only God can make a tree ...
     
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  7. swantastic

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    There i stood in the dock picking my nose in fury, i rolled em up in little balls and flicked em at the jury.
     
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  8. jonasbrothers

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    wow those are really good poems guys! :eek:
     
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  9. Dragonborn

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    I'm definitely missing something. <laugh>
     
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  10. Terror ball

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    How do I love Swansea? Let me count the ways.
    I love Swansea to the depth (4th division) and breadth (Robbo and Bayo and Molby) and height (Dennis Lawrence)
    My willy ivor can reach, which, believe me, is out of sight
    For the goals of Bony and Leon's Grace.
    I love Swansea to the level of everyday's
    Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
    I love Swansea freely, even when we're ****e;
    I love Swansea purely, as we leave a blaze.
    I love Swansea with a passion, sometimes abuse
    In my old griefs (Dai), and with my childhood's faith.
    I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
    With my lost saints (Lauds), --- I love thee with the breath,
    Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God (who, clearly, doesn't exist) choose,
    I shall but love Swansea better after death.
     
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  11. jonasbrothers

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    actually your theory is flawed. A little acorn can make a tree.
     
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  12. jonasbrothers

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    but of course this is poety so i'm sure there's a deeper sexier meaning
     
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  13. Terror ball

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    Do not go Ker-diff into that good night,
    Old Sparkey should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Though Jack men in our end wear black and white,
    Just because Tan likes red....? (shakes head) ohhh blueturds
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Grown men, in red wave bye, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a Premier bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Wild men who fought and shamed your club in fights,
    And learn, too late, they looked tits along the way,
    Do not go Ker-diff into that good night.

    Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
    Ole's eyes blaze like meteors he's probably gay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And you, Craig Bellamy, there on that sad height,
    Curse you, amuse me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
    Do not go Ker-diff into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    ****s <laugh>
     
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  14. jonasbrothers

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    that is a nice a b a b rhyming scheme you've got there
     
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  15. Terror ball

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    Yeah it's a Terrorwit original...I put a lot of thought into that rhyming scheme :)
     
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  16. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

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    His name is jerkoff with an IQ of 22
     
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  17. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    Please do not sully a bloody fine poem with those unspeakable words. :wink:
     
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  18. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

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    I did it first........
     
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