It's not a one off though. He was in deep doo doo after a number 2, but the turd time should have been the last. He'll be in the bowels of the prison now, unless there's an emergency and they have to evacuate.
Trying to find something light to reply to, saw this and thought, "ah, toilet humour, that's the jobby". Saves other threads drifting onto the skids.
Did I ever tell you about that old Greek immigrant I know? Turns out he was an ex Creter who was browned off with living in a country whose economy had gone down the pan. It drove him round the bend. If you can't beat the cistern, then just get the **** out. Works as a supply Chain manager now and has a holiday villa in Flushing Meadow.
