Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

True that I suppose. As a lad though what worries do you have? There was never spare money in my household though

 

Righto Milk, whatever you say

 

Actually... you know what... thinking about it... I have on one occasion. Back in university as a lark I was Little Red Riding hood (a very ugly, and busty little red riding hood) for Halloween.

The only makeup I had on was lipstick... but, I did have lipstick on.

lol... I guess I was wrong- I have worn make up.

 

Knew it! You're far to funky to not have

 

Southampton board is always busy, their Lambert thread has (128 members and 144 guests) on it!

 

I did wonder as well and you may have hit the nail on the head there mate

 

I've only worn make up once when did moulin rouge at a talent contest at school a very years ago.

 

Of course you have, Lily.

 

I've never done any of thsi kind of dress up stuff... you are all trannies

 

better than being a lesbo

#bestofbothworlds

 

Do you just push your cock and balls back between your legs instead? All you need is a bit of gaffer tape maybe instead of Max Factor and lingerie.

 

Fecking feckers....

Moving home, moving sky...didn't want dish on wall, on chimney instead. Booked through sky specialist engineer 3 weeks ago.

Take today off. Engineer arrives...."I only have ladders for wall!, needs s specialist team for chimney"

" that's what I bloody ordered.....You're supposed to be the specialist ****ing team"

Goes out to van to check his device, I phone sky who confirm its on the order. He comes back and says "oh yes. When I go in it does say 3rd storey.....but I cant do it and team booked up...

Get me your manager.

Manager "Na, didn't say 3rd storey, we send out an engineer to assess then send special team out"

Me: "you're lying snivelling Bastard. I'm seeing 3rd storey on your engineers screen. "

"Errrrrr......"

"Yeah. You're a ****ing liar and can explain to sky why they've lost a contract..."


Sky suitably apologetic and a manager is to come back with a new date and a promised huge discount to apologise.

I'll await with scepticism........

 

Haha, classic Sky, lying about call-out details and having no chimney ladders (a design that they patented). Happened to me too.

 

i'd want a hefty discount off sky package

 

nah.... if everyone else is dressing up as girls cos you forced them all off the site and want to have an orgy i'll just stand alone as the one real male and wait for a chick to turn up

 

Astro and dave not been around for a while.

And completely unrelated ..... We had a fox in the garden yesterday - on top of the bird house/feeder table eating the bread ????

 

dear all.

jaytab is back posting complete vileness, please don't rise to it and use the complaint system. he is deliberately coming on right close to 1pm to post it as mods at lunch etc...

 

I saw it and didn't respond - mods can delete comments later. Who does he support?

 

SKY - 900 channels of repeated repeats of repeats. Whats on at 9 tonight? Check last weeks TV guide

 

Exactly UIR...I mean Netflix is 6.99 a month and if you stick in the US DNS codes the choices are as current as Sky...really the only reason I was keeping it on was for the football.....

So on them to keep me...I'll not cry if they don't.


Edit: I just despise people that lie when they've screwed up. Everyone does, just apologise and fix it...don't make up **** and treat me like a chump.