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Just one punch

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Who would you like to give a right good twatting?

    You have one punch only, they are not allowed to hit back.

    My vote goes to that annoying bald fecker Dom Littlewood off the BBC. I almost want to become a rogue builder just so he comes looking for me to have a go for ripping of OAP's. I'd love to twat the smug little c*nt!
     
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    GroveRanger, Jun 23, 2011
  2. PointyBirds

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    Pete Docherty.
    I'd love to plough my vengeful fist into his uncooked pie of a face.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jun 23, 2011
  3. SleepySpecialK

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    Hey, he's not too bad (Dom). Get's it up the crooks and pikeys.

    I would go for Lorraine kelly.
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    Louie Walsh just because he gave the world Westlife
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Stephen Hawking
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 23, 2011
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She'd kick the **** out of you.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 23, 2011
  7. Calatron

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    The OP for such a repeated and tried and tested thread and I probably wouldn't stop at one punch.
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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  9. lone ranger

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    my wifes brother, or David Cameron of late. ooft, thats a tough yin
     
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  10. DCooper7

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    Gee the new guy a break FFS ya tadgers.Good thread,great idea <ok>

    Pete Dock for me as hes a junkie ****wit who i would love to bump into down a dark street one night.
     
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  11. SleepySpecialK

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    They're not allowed to hit back you fud.

    Read the OP.

    **** me, I hope you're not drafting the new sectarian law.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 23, 2011
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Can I have two punches, one each for Ant and Dec?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 23, 2011
  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I would really like too hit the wife(again), but i'm tagged at the mo
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jun 23, 2011
  14. SleepySpecialK

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    getting desperate mister. (ST)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    am I the only one who doesnt hate pete doc? I dont exactly like the guy but he's not really done anything wrong
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 23, 2011
  16. SleepySpecialK

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    You ****ing dick. How on earth could you hit the wife.....and get caught.

    Must have been a pussy punch.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 23, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

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    It was a ****ingly bad riposte before you edited it and added (ST).

    Useless **** <doh>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 23, 2011
  18. SleepySpecialK

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    He's an untalented prick who thinks he's great. That says it all.

    Just like me.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 23, 2011
  19. SleepySpecialK

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    I did that because there were two other posts in before me that I didn't know about when I was posting.

    I didn't want them to think that I thought they were as much af a big dick as you are.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 23, 2011
  20. GroveRanger

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    Forgive me for not trawling through the thousands of previous threads so that I didn't repeat a topic. And you are most welcome to kiss my arse while you're at it, mug.
     
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