The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

As the old joke goes.

Add the bed- take away the clothes- divide the legs and multiply.

 

That's a joke? You've spent way too long in Yankland

 

The joke was "why is sex like maths" - and it was from England you wooly mammoth.

 

I understood the 'joke', Hoke. I just didn't find it funny. Neither would you if you hadn't lived over there for so long

 

There are three kinds of people in this world; those that can count and those that can't

 

I don't find it particulary funny- just quoting an old childhood joke because of it's appropriate placement and explanation for IBWT maths fetish.

It's no worse than ROBERTO

 

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

I thought it was funny (I have heard it before though) and certainly a better effort than Emre Can't then

 

That makes me think of a quality joke I know...


What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe...? Roberto!

 

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

 

FFS...

 

No, Robertoe

 

Mario, the rubber toed!

 

By the way Magic im sorry to hear of your struggles (not read the whole thread)

But basically, being a young lad get out there and snare some other lucky lasses

 

Rubber Toeds

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Q: What do you call a Welshman with a rubber toe

A: [nsfw]Sheep-shagger[/nsfw]

 

DR I've missed you man.

 

Where the **** have you been?!?!




















It's been lovely without you...

 

Thanks Magic and IBWT

Im very busy at work and one or two comments on other boards were pissing me off too much so took a break

Still not using as much as this place is addictive and Ive found the more I post the more Im on it even with work to do so had to put my sensible cap on. Im paying 2 mortgages atm so need to earn my money

 

One or two comments from whom?

That's fair enough mate, got to prioritise. Hope to see you around more often at least