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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    As the old joke goes.

    Add the bed- take away the clothes- divide the legs and multiply.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's a joke? You've spent way too long in Yankland <yikes>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The joke was "why is sex like maths" - and it was from England you wooly mammoth.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I understood the 'joke', Hoke. I just didn't find it funny. Neither would you if you hadn't lived over there for so long <whistle>
     
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    There are three kinds of people in this world; those that can count and those that can't <ok>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't find it particulary funny- just quoting an old childhood joke because of it's appropriate placement and explanation for IBWT maths fetish.

    It's no worse than ROBERTO
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I thought it was funny (I have heard it before though) and certainly a better effort than Emre Can't then <whistle>
     
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  9. Super G Ted'inho

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    That makes me think of a quality joke I know...


    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe...? Roberto! <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
     
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  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    FFS...<doh>
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    No, Robertoe <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Mario, the rubber toed!
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    By the way Magic im sorry to hear of your struggles (not read the whole thread)

    But basically, being a young lad get out there and snare some other lucky lasses
     
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Rubber Toeds


    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Q: What do you call a Welshman with a rubber toe

    A: [nsfw]Sheep-shagger[/nsfw]
     
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  17. Magic Ted

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    DR <hug> I've missed you man.
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Where the **** have you been?!?!




















    It's been lovely without you... <ok>
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Thanks Magic and IBWT <hug>

    Im very busy at work and one or two comments on other boards were pissing me off too much so took a break

    Still not using as much as this place is addictive and Ive found the more I post the more Im on it even with work to do so had to put my sensible cap on. Im paying 2 mortgages atm <doh> so need to earn my money
     
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  20. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    One or two comments from whom?

    That's fair enough mate, got to prioritise. Hope to see you around more often at least <ok>
     
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