Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread
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That's a bit biblical for you fella.
It is what it is, whatever that means.
#ridiculouscliche
When I arrived at The Cheese after work, nearly everyone was outside and inside was darkness. Lekky had been cut off even though the bill had been paid earlier in the day. They had to get some **** from G4S out to turn it back on. Denice bribed him with a crate of ale and now knows how to turn it back on herself.
Cue sambuca celebrations
Cue sambuca celebrations
if its on btsport maybe, if on sky no.
saying that think i am busy tomorrow, now just have to remember why
if its on btsport maybe, if on sky no.
saying that think i am busy tomorrow, now just have to remember why
I might listen to it. Can't be arsed walking up to the Grange.
S
Super G Ted'inho
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well lets hope we are the ones signing
Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) love to hear the kop in full swing singing that again for the Newcastle game
Major kick off at The Cheese last night. As if specially for MITO I think I've told you about the resident shop-lifter and general tea-leaf. Apparently on Monday, he came in trying to flog (used) fishing tackle and Denice ****ed him off. About 7.30 last night, I heard shouting outside and then 5 blokes spilled into the pub. One of them was pointing to each punter in turn saying "Was it him?", "Was it him?". Denice had had some weed and was laughing at first. Then the gobby bloke pushed her, two of the punters pushed him and then a couple of punches were thrown. Apparently it was the gobby blokes older (smaller) brother who'd had his tackle robbed. They then ****ed off.
Not far away, there's a sort of half-way house for alkies and junkies. About 20 minutes later, one of them walked in playing **** and screaming "Why did you send those ****s round?". Denice assured him that no-one had sent anyone round. Apparently, they'd kicked the front door in and then gone round the house licking every bedroom door in and one poor (innocent) bloke got properly filled in.
It seems the tea-leaf is no longer welcome as that's the second time his actions have provoked ****, the previous time causing the pigs to be involved. I don't know. Wednesday evening in the Cheese. You couldn't make it up
I think I've told you about the resident shop-lifter and general tea-leaf. Apparently on Monday, he came in trying to flog (used) fishing tackle and Denice ****ed him off. About 7.30 last night, I heard shouting outside and then 5 blokes spilled into the pub. One of them was pointing to each punter in turn saying "Was it him?", "Was it him?". Denice had had some weed and was laughing at first. Then the gobby bloke pushed her, two of the punters pushed him and then a couple of punches were thrown. Apparently it was the gobby blokes older (smaller) brother who'd had his tackle robbed. They then ****ed off.Not far away, there's a sort of half-way house for alkies and junkies. About 20 minutes later, one of them walked in playing **** and screaming "Why did you send those ****s round?". Denice assured him that no-one had sent anyone round. Apparently, they'd kicked the front door in and then gone round the house licking every bedroom door in and one poor (innocent) bloke got properly filled in.
It seems the tea-leaf is no longer welcome as that's the second time his actions have provoked ****, the previous time causing the pigs to be involved. I don't know. Wednesday evening in the Cheese. You couldn't make it up
Major kick off at The Cheese last night. As if specially for MITO
Not far away, there's a sort of half-way house for alkies and junkies. About 20 minutes later, one of them walked in playing **** and screaming "Why did you send those ****s round?". Denice assured him that no-one had sent anyone round. Apparently, they'd kicked the front door in and then gone round the house licking every bedroom door in and one poor (innocent) bloke got properly filled in.
It seems the tea-leaf is no longer welcome as that's the second time his actions have provoked ****, the previous time causing the pigs to be involved. I don't know. Wednesday evening in the Cheese. You couldn't make it up
Pretty hard ****s licking junkies' bedroom doors
S
Super G Ted'inho
Guest
One day, I'm gonna come into the cheese. Sit down beside you, not say a word and drink a pint then leave. Then post everything you said on here.
#headfuck
#headfuck
One day, I'm gonna come into the cheese. Sit down beside you, not say a word and drink a pint then leave. Then post everything you said on here.
#headfuck
1. How would you know it was me?
2. A very dangerous pastime.
Red Hadron Collider:6559812 said:One day, I'm gonna come into the cheese. Sit down beside you, not say a word and drink a pint then leave. Then post everything you said on here.
#headf**k
1. How would you know it was me?
2. A very dangerous pastime.
I know what you look like.
