OT: If you could be any animal..

Snail

 

What would DR like? Fox?

Fox says.

 

Ram

 

He's obsessed with cats though.

Where is he anyway?

 

Surely that's Luv?

 

That would be a sheep

 

If he's a sheep he can't shag other sheep, therefor if he was a ram would be more legal?

 

"More legal"

 

I would say..... Liverbird

But if it has to be a mammal then I suppose I would simply have to be a wooly mammoth. I went to ny museum of natural history and saw one and personally think the are a better dressed version of that elephant

 

I'd say they were like a French elephant... let the underarm hair go a bit mental and reached the point of no return.

 

French?

Well if we are trying to wind up rhc then sure badgers and French elephants!

 

there was a mention of snails too though

 

You could be the giant snail out of dr Doolittle

Of the best animal for zingy is actually that two headed goat as it had no sexualnorifaces whatsoever which would be poetic justice

 

But it has two heads?

 

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You saying that Zingy is a giant blonde penis?

 

I think we've found our Inspector Clouseau

 

****ers.

MITO, think of the hair in your face when spooning a mammoth. #iwould

 

Like I said in the next life zingy will be a pushmi-pullyu and have no penis at all

 

Killer whale (which is actually the biggest of the dolphin family). ****ing hard, mischievous and very, very clever.