I hear there's this newfangled thing called an Internet where you can find out all sorts of stuff just by typing. I think you should get one.
I read on the internet that the moon landing was faked. Can't trust that internet- anyone that uses it is a charlatan.
Didn't know that. Thinking about it i'm sure there was some strange documentary on TV about them recently?
Home sweet home... Only took me 3 and half hours thanks to some selfish twat jumping I front of a train!!