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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

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  2. Bar the legal ruling, age rules are bollox. For example, using Magic's suggestion above of half + seven years, he could meet a seventeen year old that is very mature for her age but also meet a 27 year old that is immature as ****. Hell, I'm 33 and still immature as **** at times! Age is a number that people fixate on far too much IMO. If you like her and she's legal, **** it!
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> <laugh> "at times" <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Where as you're the definition of maturity right? <whistle>
     
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    You feeling okay? Standing up for me <yikes>
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Think it was my terrible train journey home, has made me tired and saying weird things...
    I'll go back to offending you tomorrow <ok>
     
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  7. TBF, you didn't say anything nice <laugh>
     
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  8. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    This is the thread of healing, brothers.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    You got with that airhead hairdresser yet?
     
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    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Blew her off mate, don't think she's really my type.. Shall pursue other avenues!
     
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  14. Could have poked her first you fanny <doh>
     
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  15. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Considered it mate, but I know a clingy type of girl when I see one.. Wouldn't of been worth it. Besides, some lube, ham and porn and I can get close to the same thing.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    fixed <ok>
     
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  17. You need to invest in a cheap pay-as-you-go phone and use that number at initial contact. Don't let them know where you live either. Then you can **** it and move on without concern <ok>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Went out on Sunday night. My housemate got engaged, she's been trying to hook me up with her nurse mate (they're all nurses). But she was boring, now the girl I drank next to was lovely, marriage material. Very pretty, had a good rapport.

    Except she was married. She was complaining about how her husband never comes out etc etc. But she loved him.

    Fast forward to Monday night, housemate gets a phone call. Her husband only went and told her he doesn't love her anymore and left.




    How long do I wait? :bandit:
     
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  19. I think you've already waited too long
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Why aren't you there being a "shoulder to cry on"?

    P.s love how you're bragging about all these women on Magic's broken heart thread... reckon he's loving that <laugh>
     
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