Is this really acworth ? Ive never known jonno to refer to himself as jonno hmm The whole thread not squeezed into the title I have my doubts. Anyhow no clothes isnt wise "jonno" im pretty sure the yanks will want you to wear something.
I think you should wear an Admiral's uniform and casually drop bluff seaman's talk into your conversation.
If I was you Jonno I`d go for top hat, tails, walking cane and monocle. Maybe dandy the whole thing up with a cheerily coloured cravat
I suggest you purchase a selection of brightly coloured shell suits from soccer sports, but mix and match with office suits which can be aquired cheaply from oxfam.
That description pictures me this as Jonno's very own own clothing promo video; [video=youtube;B-3sVWOxuXc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-3sVWOxuXc[/video]
A bit bland Jonno get yourself to Saville Row and I can see you looking like this suave gentleman please log in to view this image