O/T Our newest celebrity fan.

Greece were not the best team in Europe in 2004.

 

Wahay, let's flit before he finds us.

 

Oi you, less of that.

 

It was just sarcasm really. Don't worry, I'll stick to yo momma next time.

 

don't diss Italian football or you'll really irate him

 

People can diss it as much as they want as long as they get their facts right. It's when they talk about match-fixing that it really irates me.

 

OK

 

Spot on there. If I was in charge they would be on bread and water. And turning big rocks in road chippings.

 

Her indoors buys that Pro active stuff, at least I think that's what it's called.

It's supposed to reduce cholesterol, it's ****ing awful.

I'd rather lick a tramps arsehole than have that spread on me crumpets.

 

A peak into the mind of an intelligent man with issues.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-covering-butter-attacking-prison-guards.html

Apart from the fact that The Daily Mail can't spell 'peek' (or, indeed, 'Lurpak'), if this is artwork I'm bleedin' Picasso.

 

You're not going to be putting in a bid then Ern?

 

I've got enough crap drawings done by my own kids over the years that I have to pretend are good, I don't need any more.

Certainly not at £500 a pop.

 

But can he tell the difference between stork and butter?

 

EASY !!
A stork has wings and you put butter on toast !