I was in my friends parents house once sitting of the sofa beside his Dad when my friend remarks that Grant and Phil Mitchell are sitting on the couch. From that day the name Phil Mitchell has stuck to me like a cheap suit.
Nap time is it old fella? You have a good 40 winks and come back on later with your racist rants about black homosexual men adopting babies.
Well, I'm already married, so I don't give a **** about how I look really. I used to a lot of bodybuilding when I was younger, but I've lost any such vanity now. Maybe if Phil Mitchell took growth hormones and became very short-sighted.