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Heigate cemetary not that haunted as made out in press

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  1. jonathan acworth 1971

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    one orb and one breath on face that was it very disapointed journals made up most of the crap aparantly including the heigate vampire<yikes>
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    No weird it was breathing on my left cheek but went back one step and tried same walk nothing their so explain that one?
     
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    Jonno - Boris could well be right. What time and day were you doing your meandering through the graveyard?
     
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  6. Archers Road

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    The Vampire's real jonno. Crouch End Vampires FC were founder members of the Southern Amateur League, and have been going strong since 1907.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    This isn't the real Jono.
     
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    I once had sex with a banshee ffs I dumped her afterwards and shes never been round our way again my nan is 153 at this stage and still holds it against me "if you didnt **** the banshee id be gone a long time ago hash you ****" , said nana hash
     
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    Crouch End Vampires also use the phrase "for it's a grand old team to play for" and "if you know your history".... Which some people do not like. Not one bit.

    The Vampires play next to highgate wood..... Coincidence?

    Btw they are older than 1907. I thought they were going since the 1880's.
     
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  10. jonathan acworth 1971

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    Cieran yes it is lol
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's called a breeze. You tend to get them when you go outside.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Definitely sexual in nature, some dirty ghost just tried to shoot ectoplasm on your face <ok>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Hmm, middle-aged man hanging about a graveyard in the middle of the night.

    Is this the same thing as badger spotting on Clapham Common?
     
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    I suspect your trip would have been more productive if you'd scored some of that opium that the ghost of Karl Marx dispenses to the masses down there.
     
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