the woeful summer has began

Its evident that fat mike will ensure this summer we do what it takes to leave us screwed come what August and a season which will end with us in the pop league.

Three weeks till the World Cup which was the clubs aim to have all the players signed and sealed before.

So what has happened so far the first and biggest mistake is keeping the most inept manager we have had that will be the main factor of our demise.

Gomis - wages to high so a no go surely the wage situation would have been highlighted ages before ?

Cabella - no real effort or desire to nail our number one target, no effort to pay the going rate for the lad which in turn will see us miss out.

Youth . The young lad from Tenerife
Has to happen as we always buy players for the future ( then see them being loaned out then realised)

I know its early but with the pricks who run this club you know the outcome.

I am sure some of the players who gave us a shed of hope last year will be gone like debuccy

RIP newcastle united

 

.....and there are still some people who are defending Ashley and his running of the club. Unbelievable.

 

Reference Gomis.. a lot of Toon fans reported seeing Debuchy tweet 'welcome to Newcastle Gomis'... before it was hastily deleted.
This bodes well for the Gomis signing.

 

I don't think there's too many overly happy people.

 

Debuchy Tweet a fake aI believe. Who's going to pay him £100K a week.

 

Can't see MA opening his purse to pay £100K a week for him.

 

I've heard Newcastle have already picked their team to play the cup matches next season





It's Liverpool

 

Morning Fredor.
You've been awol for a bit fella... been busy on the trike?

 

I've heard that Sunderland have picked their team to play at Wembley.

It's Gateshead!

 

Agent Bruce 1 - Fredor 0

 

Unless we sign some players we are completely knackered. They need to be working overtime to get some quality in.

 

Quality costs money, how much do you see MA opening his wallet to spend?

 

Naff all probably. We'll probably just re-sign Nile Ranger and give him just enough pocket money to keep him in fake diamond earrings.

 

The big headline late on Bank Holiday Monday?

Betcha can't contain your excitement? The article goes on to name those four as Sidwell, Zaha, Perez and Colback, ending with a tenuous link to Lasogga to tie together the Gunners/Spurs comment from the title......

 

What's the point? Even if Newcastle signed Messi and Bele, within six months they'd be permanently confused and terminally useless underPardew.

 

Another week draws to a close with FCUK all action happening again

 

Those ****s should be signing a ton of players to make up for the last year.

 

It will be the same Crap as last year

 

This thread has turned into a 'who can be the most miserable ****' competition. Just wait and see people. Transfer window opens in over a month's time.

 

Minus Sissoko and Debuchy.