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and his bottom

 

Which is regularly

 

affected by piles

 

a little bit of vomit just came up

 

and bleeds like

 

Buggery but all

 

in all he

 

makes fantastic cider

 

with floaty bits

 

of puke that

 

looks like carrots

 

and sweetcorn from

 

the rubbish tip

 

which also contains

 

dead bodies from

 

The hospital morgue

 

after a very

 

long day at

 

Wembley watching the

 

Cod Army win