He was one of the most important men in the English game and now he's vanished. Do you think Roy Hodgson had him killed before he strolled in and took his seat to Brazil?
He`ll be coaching Russia, Brazil, Spain, Germany and a few others (all behind the scenes of course). Either that or unconcious in a wine bar somewhere.
thats it, he's planning world wine coz at anytime now fergie or wenger will ring him for a bottle coz they can pick up the phone at anytime for advice on wine or to discuss how to battle the war against drugs
That's my 2nd laugh out loud tonight. My 1st was reading a book called 'Force Benedict' by Eric Carter who was a WW2 pilot on a special mission in Russia. He ended up being brought home on a Navy destroyer and was posted to duty in the turret of 6 inch gun which he'd never even seen before. When it goes off the noise is like something he's never experienced ....... "the turret was like a room where God practised shouting!" I liked that.
rumour has it he was actually in the coffin upheld by the wraith, we saw it as balsa wood but really it was made of golden thatch produced only in the land of joke
Out shopping for a trophy cabinet that can fit his 8 manager of the seasona wards, 12 FA Cups, 4 premier league titles and Champions League winners medal. Either that or in a Cabaye shop somewhere sticking his fingers down his throat so he can be sick.
I keep expecting Hodgson to reach under his chin and peel off the latex mask to reveal JFK in all his glory.
