Dirty filthy mags

So bad mate...Ha

 

It made me laugh which is always my primary aim

 

It's easy on the internet though, got to pick your moments in real life. I've had a few slaps on the piss in Newcastle because I've drank a bit too much and got too ballsy. Landlord of my local is a Mag. Rip him to shreds. He even had me chucked out once when I finished a rivalry argument he started.

 

This.

 

Sid etc, they've had their own 'let's rip Smug to pieces' thread going on the Hull board where I can't defend myself.

It can't be any surprise that I rattle their chains and pick them off as they come here looking for a fight.
It's never about football with them, it's persistent personal attacks ........ reap what you sow.

I only started this whole charade when DMD came over, before the initial league game, insulting people and making improper comments.

As I always say, I respond to everyone in kind but always try be polite at the beginning.

I really hate boring people on here but I won't back down, on the Sunderland board, to anyone.

Apologies all round and I promise it'll end now providing these brainless knackers keep off my case.

 

All sorted. The ban has gone in. Now let's forget Hull exist until they beat us again after we've had eight players sent off next season.

 

I've had times when I've gone too far, with the Mags, in real life and should've come a cropper ........ I must have some luck 'cos it's never happened. I've really deserved it at times though

 

I'm gonna risk my honour and say we will not lose to Hull next season.

If we do, come slap me lads.

 

They saw us coming this year. Fingers crossed next year.

 

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Have to say, that was quite a bite from nEwCaStLe fOr LiFe

 

I just think we'll get it right this summer.

I'm reserving the right to withdraw this comment at the end of deadline day if we sign a Turkish 3rd division LB as our star striker.

 

Haha,

'was an old article, it was Wigan...'

Erm, no pal, that was the season before, when again we were a stellar 2nd.

Wigan were always gonna win as it's a tiny town, whereas Sunderland is comparable in size and populace to most cities in the league.

What a ****ing thick twat.

 

Usually they're decent enough to keep it within heated words, but there's a % of Nags who are too stupid for words so think with their fists. I'm no fighter, can't particularly throw a hard punch but I can take one hell of a pasting and laugh back

 

Think laterally mate ........ there's always a fire extinguisher or chair if he's bigger/coked up/with his mates

 

My conflict management training can get me out of most scrapes, just when I'm too pissed. Not had a fight for years now but I rarely drink heavy these days.

 

What's that like Bri, some kind of marriage guidance ****

Seriously, I was trained as a bouncer by a lad who was a real pro ......... I only ever had to fight half a dozen people in 11 years on the doors.

My usual technique was to say summat daft like, "That's a canny shirt, do you want to let your mate hold it ...... where'd you get it BTW."

Once they'd explained where it was from and how much they'd paid they'd usually forget why they wanted to kill me

 

It's how to deal with violent attacks. Bouncers, coppers, nurses, carers, screws all have to do some form of it these days. Covers everything from how to safely position yourself or someone grabbing your wrist to being strangled on the floor and of course full on restraints. Fantastic piece of training.

 

I was working before licences came in ......... **** me, it was a lottery who you worked with.

It's good for everyone now that there's an element of training.

Having said that, when someone starts obviously quoting from a manual at me it makes me ****ing seeth