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The Yaya Toure scenario... Toon style..

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    In case you didn't know Yaya Toure has thrown his toys out of the pram that Man City forgot his birthday sois now threatening to leave..... a sad reflection on the game we love....

    That aside.. if any of OUR players were to have a Toure style strop... what would they beel about and how?

    I could see Cisse staging a one man sit in at the training ground if they forgot to order his favourite goat curry. :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 21, 2014
  2. 2010 tops dog

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    I though cisse had gone on strike this season because of wonka
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yaya's agent is a psycho. I think this is just a warped way of getting a new contract. He told them Yaya was leaving last season..........................just before he signed a 4 year contract. <laugh> Interesting character.

    I could see HBA throwing a strop because Ashley refused to share his pies with him.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Shola could strike cos he was banned from wearing a hat to training.
     
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  5. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Not being funny but I think this is more shoddy journalism from the press. If is true I would be very surprised.
     
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    If it is true, then its the most ridiculous whinge from Yaya and his agent anyone has ever heard- and makes them both look like tossers.
     
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    Newcastle United have forgotton half our squad existed in the last two seasons, and they don't kick up a fuss... Well, they probably did, but nobody cares!
     
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    He's up there still think Tevez takes some beating.
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    I heard his agent talking on SSN and it was shameful to listen to.

    Somebody forgot to say happy birthday? <doh>

    Never mind the fact he's being paid £250,000 a week!

    The world of football has gone utterly cuckoo :emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Now Yaya wants a job for life. Its not about money, its about respect.......................

    Worst of all is Toure issued a statement saying this guy does speak for him. The agent probably wrote that statement mind <laugh>

    All I can say, what a big ****ing jessie he is.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 22, 2014
  11. Gordonthetoony

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    I've gone from being an admirer to thinking he's a greedy tosser, and a laughable one at that. You can see away fans now holding up birthday cards and laugh at him. Sad really for a top class player. He really does need to get rid of that numpty agent he has.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, May 22, 2014
  12. Agent Bruce

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    He's getting Agents a bad name.
     
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