All i wann say is

I think yourself and Bri have made them submitt

Hopefully they will leave us alone, and a repeat of this **** thread is never needed.

Ull ****s...

 

You've said that before, but it was as much bullshit as most of your other comments.

 

I never threatened to ban you. You suggsted that would happen when you were fixated with some ****e about mod status. If anything, you stayed on because I was defending you. How must that hurt?

You can't even lie very well.

Let it go old man, even the Sunderland lads are bored ****less with you.

 

Is that a proposition? I'll pass thanks, good luck with it though!

 

So,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what do Comm & Smug think of Hull then?

 

No feelings either way mate

 

Nah, contraversial's fine, it's bullshit that's dull.

Anyway, back on the boarders topic, if males and females get diffrerent changing rooms, how come gays don't?

 

Jackie even said to me when we came out, 'how camp was that big guy behind the bar? I bet his knob's stretched a few rectums.'

 

Yeah, I thought it was fairly obvious Billy, Smug's definitely on the fence.

 

lol.

 

Because then you'd get gay lads pretending to be straight so they can have a perv at the straight lads in the shower!

Imagine if one of them massive ****s in jail fancied you though Billy, how much stamina you got in you to fend them off before you go limper than Sheriff Woody and just accept your fate?

 

I'd be ****ed mate, literally.

 

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

 

Fairly sure you can't just apply that to everything!

I wouldn't advise standing in the middle of Tel Aviv dressed head to toe in SS memorabilia clothing, I'm fairly confident you wouldn't have to try it to find out that it ends pretty bad!

 

I would imagine so, once you have Mossad on your case there's nowhere to hide. .

 

Thought you just ignore him anyway. You're full of ****. I was right that you can't resist getting into an argument with him. I advised the best way to deal with Smug is to just ignore him. You play into is hands and again he's going to have your life because you can't resist arguing. I was right when I said you deserved him.

Like I said, I respect Smug because he admits what he's like. You still in denial about being an argumentative trouble making tosser who just can't resist? Of course you are

 

In a suitcase is as safe as anywhere

 

Gatwick's the best place to hide in luggage ...... there's suitcases down there that the baggage handlers haven't seen for years

 

Lost luggage, and customs...

I ****ing hate customs...

 

Here's a quick story for you, I'll make it as short as possible.

World Cup in Germany and I'm flying to Stansted to meet the lads who'd bought a camper van to travel around in.
Got my stuff together for a 4 week trip and was just checking money, passport etc.
Our lass had seen reports of Poles & Germans targeting the English so asked me if I wanted her to pack the extendable cosh I carried at work.

Laughing and using my most sarcastic voice, "Yes sweetheart, pack my cosh, I won't have any trouble getting through customs with that."

So I get to Nice airport get stopped at the conveyor belt and frogmarched into an interview room by two Gendarmes. (No pun intended.)

"Where are you going?"

"Germany to support England in the World Cup."

"And what are you intending to do with this?"

FFS