All i wann say is

Love the female variety Billy, you know which ones I mean, the ones in the pornos that aren't really lezzers. The real type are generally a let down, with 6 layers of dungarees on and hair like Vinnie Jones.

 

Aren't they superior?

 

Aye well, I've nowt against gays but it just strikes me as strange that a man would want another man's willy up his bot.

 

Yet we strive to ruin a tarts arse

 

Well I'll tell you what.
I was once knocking off this Jock lass from Dumbarton.
Anyway, this one time she was asleep on the bed, naked & pissed as ****.
Her arse was sticking out, shining like a moon.
I thought to myself, I'm gonna hump her up the back end.
The only lube I could find was cooking oil & shampoo.
She had a foamy arse that neet.

 

The Mrs used to work with a gay fella, apparently each relationship has a giver and a taker, I always assumed they'd just take turns.

We were in a bar once in town (not Canal Street) and there was a boy stood by us, proper camp as they come, started telling my Mrs in her ear that her shoes were doing nothing for her, like some sort of fashionista-bender. I had him in a full guillotine vice I was gonna send the **** to sleep mate honestly it was red mist time, let him go cos it felt like I was beating on a girl.

 

Shhhhssh man you'll get locked up



Thought my **** bank post would have been reet up ya street

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/263190-ot-the-best-country-in-the-world-is

 

I used to be mates with a lass from Glasgow who was a working girl.
Anyhow, she was knocking off this bloke who was in Liverpool CID.
This time we went down to Liverpool to meet him.
We went in this ****hole of a pub & the lad behind the bar was camp as **** but built like a ****ing ****house.
I was bursting to laugh but he was about 18 stone, lol.

 

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Yeh Billy you might want to re-phrase that !!

 

She was pissed as **** man & a right tart aswell. I doubt she even knew.

 

. But was she nice, or ****ing stinking?



Another detour on this thread, could go on forever.

 

There's one in my gym mate, he's ****ing hilarious, built like a Humvee, always running through the changing rooms saying stuff like "That's a nice cock" and "Yum yum yum yum yum" hahaha ****ing idiot.

 

She didn't smell, she got in the shower everyday but she was a twat.

 

Seems in this case, the twat is neither here nor there

 

I'll have an apology as well thanks, it wasn't a bad example at all was it?

The clown you're referring to is a Mag wum who regularly comes on here to 'prove me wrong' and fails every time.
Most people just tell him to **** off but I politely went along with the 'debate' until he called a Sunderland lad a moron.
At that point he deserves whatever abuse he gets just like people making 'Sunderland special needs' cracks.

He claimed "the likes of Fulham and WBA have pulled off far more unlikely feats."
I proved him wrong and he couldn't handle it.

Not many people can

You're wrong about 2 other things as well, there are no regulars on here soft enough to 'humour me'
This is a good board that generally self regulates itself and where mods rarely need to intervene.
People who have disagreed with you, on this thread, are no friends of mine and attack me when they see fit.

You're also wrong about visitors, as Terry made quite clear.
Visitors are treated with courtesy unless they come on acting the big man on the Sunderland board.
As I say, I always respond in kind and that's when people like you get hysterical.

If you chose to claim you had no influence in my banning, despite threatening to ban me on several occasions, that's your affair. As you proved to be a liar, even on this thread by Bri, please excuse my reluctance to believe you.

Now stop coming on here to attack me and do something that doesn't bore people to death.

And that's the end of it as far as I'm concerned, I won't respond to you again on this thread.

 

WTF is gannin on?

 

Well you started it

 

That'll teach me..

Never expected it to go this far like, page after page. full of nowt really.

The garlic and tarts bits have been the best mind.

 

It's pitiful isn't it?

Never mind you're banging up a few decent threads so this one can be ignored.

As I've said I won't be replying to the Hull kid again, people have suffered enough

 

What about a daisy chain?