Sherbert Dip Anyone?

HSE will beast the lease holder if they're caught hot bunking.

 

You love it, Venom.

 

We used to do it all the time in the Army, always felt clatty trying to kip on someone else's sweat-soaked matress.

 

Aye but that's the army. Your job was never meant to be fun except when you were shooting unarmed civilians and raping women

 

You missed out cum stained.

 

All the ex-forces guys can't believe how cushy it is on most offshore platforms when they first get there. I think they are expecting similar to what they're used to.

It's a piece of pish working offshore. They clean up after you, make your bed, do your laundry and cook all your meals. Most folk do **** all out there as well, it's only folk like scaffs and roustabouts who are kept busy usually.

 

goes without saying tarquin

 

so does a burd

 

Aye because nobody who works offshore is married or got a bird.

You really are a ****ing cretin. It's like dealing with a teenager.

 

thar she blows

 

You forgot the scuba diving, parachuting and myriad sports.

 

When in doubt resort to "beeling" or "hit a nerve" or "thar she blows"

 

Sounds like a trip to Center Parcs. Without the shooting and rape.

 

trev dunno if you seen it cos u were away at the time but there was this guy newgod who would absolutely ragdoll every **** in arguments and write rap lyrics n that

 

All euphemisms for outdoor gay activities.

 

Or just like Craig tara on a good day.

 

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sounds like a good lad

 

aye man I'll find the thread he used to call dev anal avocado n that

 

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