Sherbert Dip Anyone?

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This was the last platform that Venom was on funnily enough.

Not to be sniffed at.

 

Bore off ER.

Only scum work for Talisman.

 

They're on the verge of pulling out anyway. In deep doo doos.

 

Aye, the platforms are ****ing ****holes anyway.

Tartan Alpha still has 4 bunk cabins FFS.

 

**** that. I'd rather make less money and sleep beside a woman every night. queer ****s

 

The first time I went offshore I had to sleep in a Z bed ffs - Ninian Central.

 

Aye that's why you work for peanuts, because earning lots of money is gay.

 

They'll have to shut the platform down as half the ****s will test positive anyway.

Plenty of redundancies once piss tests are taken.

 

Thank **** I've never been to the Ninians or the Forties. Every **** moans about them.

The Brents are bad enough.

 

sleeping with 3 other men every night isnt gay

 

I make lots of money and sleep next to a woman every night.

GIRFUY ya hun.

 

Are they recruiting?

 

Half the ****s 'share' bunks FFS, switching about once their 12 hour shift finishes.

 

It isn't?

 

When she finds out you'll be in trouble.

 

No they don't.

That's been banned for about 20 years

 

yer maw disny count ya taig ****

 

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Hot Bunking? It's good enough for the Navy and no one thinks they are Gay.

 

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