The Not606 Rangers Board: Almost As Dead As Rangers

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'Twas the longest engagement in history.

'Im getting married'.

'Yeah, you mentioned it'.
 
Thought it was the best way to guarantee getting my hole, but on the night we both just slept as soon as we got to bed. I woke up about 6am and she was still sleeping, so I slipped it in her dung funnel. She didn't wake up.

You got married to guarantee getting your Nat King Cole !

Good luck with that matey <cheers>
 
Thought it was the best way to guarantee getting my hole, but on the night we both just slept as soon as we got to bed. I woke up about 6am and she was still sleeping, so I slipped it in her dung funnel. She didn't wake up.

Eejit.

We warned ye. We telt ye. Don't come greeting to us as she gradually ****s up your life over the coming minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years.
 
I keep fingering mine It's actually the jewellers ring I'm playing with just now, my own ring is in the process of getting finished and polished by the jeweller. I should be in control of my own ring in maybe 3 weeks.

I've never wore my wedding ring and I've been married 10 years this year.

I suffer from dermatitis and the fake gold was irritating the condition.
 
hahahahaha, I hadn't scrolled across, so didn't have a clue what you were talking about, but yes indeed that does look like an eagle's head. Venom, where did you find such an animal?

It's the world's largest moth "Attacus Atlas" or Atlas Moth