I am warning you now. Just this once. Do not start on "Blondie". She was my first ****. Am begging, do not ruin it.
My guess is early onset of dementia. PM ER if you need info/advice (he might forget to answer though) That's aldo by the way
Oh my lady love, you were my first **** when actual jizz came out. You did that for me. I am eternally grateful.