http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-27477374 Spotted this on the BBC website so I am just twisting things around for a bit of fun. So if Millwall are the Farage of football, West Ham must be the equivalent of John Prescott. Who do you suppose Southampton could be compared to in the lovely world of politics? I'd go for Bill Clinton - sophisticated, intelligent, good-looking and very sexy according to my female friends here.
Bill Clinton is grubby...not having that connected with my team. Though he was caught out by stains...which spookily is an anagram of Saints.
I have met a handful of people who met Clinton. They all say he was the most impressive person they met, making them feel like they were the most important person in the world for the thirty seconds they spoke to him. And I didn't think he was caught out by stains; didn't he just ask that young lady to sack his cook?
Clinton lied and lied, but he was undone because she had a dress with his DNA on it. Faced with that he had to admit the truth. Most famous little black dress in the world for a while. A very shabby man to take advantage of a young girl who hero worshipped him.
One of the better presidents, but we should remember the Americans usually manage to elect borderline morons.
Portsmouth are Vladimir Lenin - up the workers/supporters! Blackburn are Michael Gove as the owners don't have a clue.
A few years ago we'd have been Nick Clegg. Liked by everyone but only because we never looked like winning anything. Now we're Ed Milliband. Pretty decent but still no real threat. Hopefully in a year or two we'll be Vladimir Putin.
Saints are clearly Italian MP & ex Porn star Cicciolina. please log in to view this image Get f**ked from all angles by everyone & everything, including Maradona (Ron Jeremy)... please log in to view this image
I would say that Pompey were more akin to Nick Griffin. Shambolic, bankrupt, hateful in their view of people not from their little island and wonky eyed.
You are being a tad harsh CBK, associating our beloved friends with the low life that is Nick Griffin!! How about one of the ex-South American dictators as they love firing managers at regular intervals?
Oh come on, we've sacked three managers since 2009, and two of them were awful managers. I think even you lot have sacked more managers than that.
More like Tsar Nicholas II. Rasputin was a manipulative guy but the Tsar was the one in power who was overthrown by the Bolsheviks.
I did consider that. Chanrai could definitely be Tsar Nicholas, probably Andrew Andronicou would be Rasputin
So your team is currently run by the Supporters' Trust, AKA the Bolsheviks, therefore among them must be a Stalin who will slowly pick off the most influential Bolsheviks one by one until he has the club to himself and ****s you over again.
