Snodgrass

Would be the perfect addition to the squad.

The creative player Boerrigter was meant to be.

A free kick taker to add to the squad

More likely to feature than Biton, Rogic etc..

Obviously, we need a centre half if(when) Van Dijk leaves but I'm going to blindly ignore that and just prattle on about how we do actually need another midfielder

 

Biton was doing OK before injury. I think Snodgrass will get offers from the Premier League so it will be long shot for us but I'd be happy with that as a signing.

 

We desperately need wingers/wide midfielders at the the club.

Boerrigter is a ****ing charlatan and Forrest is never fit.

Snodgrass would be a good signing, but only at the right price.

 

Lawwell will make noises about signing "a player of that quality" then we'll sign some unknown from Israel or Papua New Guinea.

 

That'll be the Haitian guy who plays in the French 2nd tier.

 

Potentially need 3 or 4 new players.

 

Or 1 guy with 12 legs.

 

11 legs and a massive cock.

 

Whatever you're into, I won't judge.

 

Good. I was really hoping for a guy with no legs and 12 cocks.

 

Just find some Fifer from Dalgety Bay.

Nothing to do with radiation, just Fife ****s are ****ing mutants.

 

St Mirren have released 4 players, so we'll probably sign Djemba Djemba.

 

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the 5th of November.

 

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