Euro Elections on Thursday

For shame that was me but it was more of a knee jerk reponse as my way of showing how unbothered I am about the whole voting carry on than actually wanting to vote for anyone's Maw.

 

I'll be voting for the '**** off gas you ****', party, though that option seems to have been strangely omitted from the choices above.

 

Didn't the British learn anything from the 13 colonies debacle!!

 

Well, thus far, it's a three way tie in the Not606 Euro Elections between The Scottish Greens, The Shinners and Yer Maw.

Here's Dan Snow's da with a digital swingometer

*cuts to the bastard out of Game of Thrones in front of a swingometer graphic where the pointer is a massive dong and it's swinging from a picture of Martin McGuinness right intae Yer Maw's mooth*

 

You don't vote so your opinion counts for **** all. Of course, this is the normal response to your opinions on everything from the Police (both the ****e band and the crooks in uniform) to Rangers FC so please do carry on.

 

TWO FOR THE SCOTTISH GREENS.

Maggie's seat is in the bag.

*swing-o-meter graphic now shows huge dong smacking Patrick Harvie repeatedly in the face and him blatantly loving it*

 

You ****s have the locals on Thursday too?

 

You are suggesting that anyone who does not vote is not entitled to an opinion?

Did you vote for a Eurovision song?

Did women's opinions count for naught before they got the vote?

 

I think, in Scotland, we do them on the same day as we vote for MSPs.

 

If you mean the Scots yes and we have them as well plus 2 by-elections,getting excited now!

ps Eamonn Coghlan standing for Fine Gael in by-election,he was a hero of mine when I was a kid now he's just a prick.

 

Yes, No, Yes

 

TWO VOTES FOR THE SHINNERS AND YER MAW

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*Dong starts spunking all over Marty and Yer Maw*

 

I'm more interested in what happens in the south tbh.

 

In London we do. In fact it wouldn't surprise to me to find Sinn Fein standing in Haringey, amongst all the Jihadi Lesbian/IRA/Sharia Law For Poultry candidates.

 

I never voted in Eurovision either but I had an opinion on the songs, what's wrong with that exactly?

 

Not anymore. Not after the major **** up of 2007 when about 15 per cent of the population couldn't work out how to fill in two different ballot papers at the same time leading to thousands of spoiled ballots in each constituency.

 

Hmm.

 

The winners of Eurovision do not decide day-to-day policy in a Parliament which affects your day-to-day life. Or maybe they do seeing as you're a big, gay person.

 

The Shinners are looking good down here,3 seats probably.In the locals Labour will be wiped out so plenty of seats up for grabs.