Only Seems Like Yesterday

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/may/02/rubiks-cube-competitive-world-speedcubing

Did anyone have one? And did you work it out?

 

Yes and aye.

 

You're normally home in bed by this time. Did you fall asleep?

 

Seems like Yesterday? That was two weeks ago you senile ****.

 

Dates are of little importance to me.

 

They help with the constipation.

 

The thought of eating dates fills me with revulsion. Same with prunes. Liver as well.

Nasty experiences in childhood.

Black Forest Gateau is another. Made me violently ill and the folks thought I had been drinking.

 

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It's Macaroni Cheese that gives me the heebeegeebees, never been able to eat it, makes me squirm just looking at it.

 

I like Ma's homemade Macaroni Cheese with the breadcrumbs and sliced tomatos on top.

I don't actually eat anything sweet at all. Went off it when I was put on medication.

 

I had a Rubiks cube. Got 5 sides done, could never crack the 6th.

 

I was rubik cube solving champion of my secondary school.

True story.