Hooiveld's Hangout - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I bet I could beat you in terms of length of dry period

 

Um from experience, your best mate gets a really sexy, wild girlfriend, and she introduces you to her wild mates.

In other words: luck.

 

Fonte and Hayley Williams. Niceeeeeeeeeee.

Next time I'm in Southampton I'll give you a call

Seriously though I've never actually had a FWB situation (kind of). I always imagine it'd get messy because one of us would get emotional. Seems fine with Joe though, because his mind's on other things and she's clearly enjoying herself.

 

Noooo. I don't want to have to kill him.

Well it's not totally fine because the thing my mind is on is definitely not fine!

 

All we need is to find you some girl who is even nicer and more attractive than this girl. Or find this other girl's really unattractive traits for you.

Unless she's actually perfect, then I guess we'll just like, kidnap your mate and bring him to Mexico with us.

 

I'd be mighty impressed if you can out do me. Unless you've never had any action I'll probably win. The most depressing competition to win. But I'll take it.

Damn. I need to get me some of this luck!

I'd feel like you were cheating on Joe! I doubt I'd get emotionally attached, it would be a welcome distraction from still being in love with my ex who I haven't seen since she broke up with me over a year ago.

 

I'd quite like to go back to just having her as a really good friend who I think is really hot but who I have no other feelings for. Finding a different girl to like is probably the key. Finding one as attractive will be downright impossible, but I'm not shallow anyway. Hayley will do.

 

Seriously mate, try Tinder. It's not my kind of thing but it's literally made for finding situations like that.

I'd have thought the regular crazy sex would help that but I suppose not! Just find something to emotionally attach yourself to and it'll be fine, probably. Is Hayley single these days?

There's confirmation Laura's single, anyway. Suppose Banana's promise to woo her when she did a tournament in the Algarve didn't end well.

 

Hayley's been in the same relationship for like 8 years. And he's big and handsome and could beat me up.

 

Ah still that guy. We'll get Banana in there and he'll drive a wedge between them, then you can swoop in. I'd hope she's not into crazy **** though, she's too adorable. Bet she is.

 

I tried Tinder recently. Since I moved into Southampton I thought it be worth a try. My lack of 'game' is embarrassing though. I got plenty of mutual likes which puts you through through to the bit where you can send each other messages, but I haven't got a clue what to say. I just start up some sort of lame conversation and ask some questions and they lose interest immediately. Mehwell

 

Nah if anything I reckon she'd be too vanilla. We know she sexts, so that's a start.

 

She looks sweet, tiny and innocent. I bet she's the dominating type.

 

Most of the guys I know genuinely say starting with something stupid is the way to do it. I dunno, I can't give advice for myself, but anything other than the lame old "so... you at uni?" "so... what do you do for work" can get attention.

Aww you'd feel like you were defiling her if you did anything too much. But what do I know, I'm fine with vanilla.

 

I'm gonna go to bed now and then tomorrow I'm going to do what I've been dreaming of all week and just stay in bed.

RSS - Being overly forward is better than not being forward enough.

 

I'll keep on trying. I guess the aim is to ask them on a date. That would already be something that I've never done. Must try harder. Pulling on a night out is something I need to attempt. I always just end up getting too drunk and when I'm too drunk all I care about is having a laugh with my friends. I've even turned down a girl who squeezed my bum and asked me to dance with her because I was too busy looking after a drunker friend. She was a lesbian but apparently I was an exception. Why the **** did I turn that down!?

 

I'm with you on that one. I didn't get back from work until gone 11 tonight. Sleeping in to at least 10 tomorrow!

Yeah I think you're right. I'm not forward at all. Too nice and friendly rather then...whatever the other way is.

 

Don't fanny about with making it an official date or anything serious like that, just a very informal meet for a drink at a bar and see what happens, don't think you should be looking for a proper girlfriend on these things. Just be forward, if it goes badly then you're probably never going to see them in real life anyway so what does it matter?

That... that sounds like a missed opportunity. Next time, it's "I'm coming love, and bring one of your friends with you" and palm your drunk friend onto another friend.

 

One of my friends has a very wild girlfriend, I've never asked her to introduce me to any of her mates though, maybe I should....

Apparently she's up for threesomes but I've not been able to worm my way into that yet.

 

I do need to treat things like Tinder less formally. I'll give it a go over the next few weeks and see what happens. I've never had anything other then a relationship so it's a tough habit to break. Especially as one of my two relationships was 5 years. Casual is something I need to work out how to do.

I'm good at missing opportunities and not really thinking about what I did/didn't do until after.